OH, I KNOW YOU'VE WANTED ME TO FAIL! WELL, ARE U HAPPY?

AFTER CONFERRING WITHMY FELLOWCODE MEMBERS
. . . N O M A S , A L R E A D Y. . . I A D MI T I T
GIVEN THEHOLIDAY MAIL LAG AND TIME REMAINING,
~ T H E R E ' S J U S T N O W A Y ~
WE'RE NOTHAVING ANY "CHRISTMAS" SALE
NOT ANY MORE
R E A L I S T I C A L L Y

!!!!!!!!!! T H I S I S A N E W Y E A R S A L E !!!!!!!!!!

SUREAS I WRITE THIS THERE ARESEVERAL
STUNNING ITEMS UP FOR GRABS
B U T
[PAUSE FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT]

H O L D O N T O Y O U RB U T T S
B E C A U S E
B Y D A Y ' S E N D
THAT WOULD BE 11:59.59 PM PST, 12/19/11
THERE WILL
AS I LIVE